So I go into Mcdonalds to get a soda & there’s some ugly fat chick laughing at this mentally disables kid.
Me:You know that can happen to anyone of us.Who are you to laugh?
Her:God gave me a mouth to laugh and I’m going to use it
Me:Well,God gave you a mouth to eat too but it looks like you abused that privilege
Me:And wipe that damn ketchup of your chin…
Her*goes to wipe chin*
Me No your other chin